An actual conversation I had with my teenage daughter
Madison: Mom, I’m scared of Ebola.
Me: *rolls eyes*
Madison: There was this report that some guy caught Ebola and died. Then like three or eight hours later he came back to life*.
Me: So the zombie apocalypse has started?
Madison: MOM! We’re all going to die. Why did you even bring me into this world?
Me: It was an accident.
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*So I Googled it and the story is actually true. Sort of. It happened in Liberia and people were trying to get the sick man help for days. When he was thought to have died, a burial team showed up within an hour and they sprayed him with bleach. Luckily for this guy he moved and they realized he was alive and an ambulance soon came to take him away.