I was a Teenage Metal Mouth
Just as bad guys in the movies were easily identified by a smoldering cigarette dangling from their lips, geeks were recognized by their braces. (See Anthony Michael Hall in The Breakfast Club and Sixteen Candles.) Sometimes they even wore headgear.
One unfortunate girl at my high school had to wear it. “Oh my God, have you seen Jenny today?” my friend whispered to me in gym class one morning. “I heard her brother hit her in the jaw with a baseball bat and now she has to wear headgear. TO SCHOOL.”
Never mind that headgear is actually for correcting bite problems, the rumor mill wasn’t bothered with the truth. Everyone I knew heard the urban legend about two teenagers who French kissed and got their braces locked together. Their parents took them to the orthodontist to get them separated with pliers. Totally.
Despite possible geek status and the hazards of kissing, my friends and I WANTED braces. One by one, we got them. It was cool… for an hour. Then the pain started.
It seemed positively medieval to have metal brackets glued to our teeth, tightened with wire. It was like having a fence in our mouths. Our teeth hurt, the insides of our cheeks were shredded, and we lived in constant fear of talking to a cute guy with food stuck in our braces. Like we needed something to worry about besides pimples in our T-zones.
To correct an overbite, I also had to hook on rubber bands to help move my jaw forward. Those small elastics could be shot across the classroom at the blackboard, or at the backs of people’s heads, which the boys in my classes did whenever the teacher’s back was turned. The non-braces-wearers wanted in on that action too so a black market developed for the rubber bands. They sold for $5 a bag.
The Clear Alternative to Traditional Braces
Disclosure: This is a sponsored post. Please read on to learn about the alternative to metal braces.
Today’s kids have it easier with Invisalign Teen, an alternative to traditional braces. They straighten teeth just as effectively but without all the metal, food restrictions, and emergency orthodontist appointments.The clear aligners are virtually invisible. It’s not enough that teens get iPhones and iPads. Now they get invisible braces. I’m so jealous.
If you have a teen or pre-teen with crooked teeth you want to have straightened, your first concern might be the expense. Invisalign is usually comparable to metal braces and most insurance companies cover them the same.
If you get Invisalign, how will you know your child is wearing their aligners? Invisalign Teen is made with “compliance indicators,” which are small blue dots that fade as they’re worn.
What if they lose their aligners? With Invisalign Teen you get up to SIX FREE REPLACEMENTS. That’s huge. A friend of mine accidentally threw away her retainer at school during lunch. On spaghetti day. That night the janitor and her parents searched through bags and bags of saucy trash until they found it. You’ll never have to worry about that.
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Disclaimer: This is a sponsored post. All thoughts and opinions are my own.