Murphy’s Law for Vacations: You will feel a cold coming on in the few days before your trip but you will not get sick until you have arrived at your destination and the fun is supposed to begin.
Is this true? I don’t know. I just made that up but it feels true. Jolie has a low fever and a runny nose. Lucas has been fighting off a cold that Madison seems to be trying to catch too. I can’t list my symptoms because it’s psychosomatic for me – the moment I say it they will really begin to bother me.
But anyway, I’m going out of town and I hope your weekend is just as awesome. Here’s some awesome things to get you started.
— The Flickr photos of Gioacchino Petronicce
— Baby eats ice cream for the first time. It’s every bit as cute as it sounds.
— Now this is a Dad who has a dry sense of humor
— The psychology of the Nacho Dorito
— Kodak moments from 125 years ago
— What we were reading 30 years ago: 1983′s Top 10 Bestsellers
— Never good enough but that’s a good thing
— Some tweets that made me smile:
A good title for a high end camouflage clothing line would be “Hide and Chic!”
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) September 29, 2013
So there’s no speed limit now, right?
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) October 1, 2013
I think the government just un-friended us.
— Cassie Daniels (@MsCassieDaniels) October 3, 2013
“welcom to salad shop do u want a salad” yes “do u want chicken on it” yes “do u want bread on the side” r u just selling unmade sandwiches
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) October 3, 2013
An Open Letter To Closeted Letters
— donni (@donni) October 3, 2013
As a California resident, I know autumn and Christmas are coming only because of the change in the featured Starbucks flavors.
— Connor J Traut (@ConnorTraut) September 26, 2013
Beach people are fickle. One minute you’re the loser with a bucket of cold fries and the next they’re terrified of the Lord of Seagulls.
— Ceej (@ceejoyner) September 24, 2013
I’ve been injured in an auto accident and need cash now from a structured settlement. Where can I turn for help, the tv is useless
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) October 3, 2013
Very proud that so many of my socks have moved on and remarried after the unexpected loss of their partners.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) October 2, 2013
The UNBRIDLED excitement that just took over my body as I drove home bc I realized I had leftover dumplings in my fridge is terrifying.
— Grace Helbig (@gracehelbig) October 4, 2013