Feast and Famine
Hudson was born with a full head of hair and it grows back in faster than a Chia Pet. Remember that scene in Interview with a Vampire when Claudia chops off her long, curly hair and within minutes it grew right back? Yeah, it’s kind of like that. When it’s at its longest just before a haircut I like to spike it up like this. He looks like an 80s rock star.
Jolie, on the other hand, lost some of what little hair she had from birth. She’s got a cute little bald spot in the back. One day I’ll have to shampoo her hair, blow it dry, and listen to her yelp as I rake a brush through it. If she ever grows any, that is.