You’re in a long line full of other last minute Christmas shoppers. Your smartphone is in your purse. So what are you going to do for the next ten minutes besides read the tabloid headlines or choose one of fifty kinds of gum? Click these links. Read the funny tweets. Boredom solved!
— Jessica Shyba’s Instagram. Full of heart-melting photos of a boy and his puppy napping together.
— Aaron Paul helps a fan propose
— The next time you think it’s cold where you live: Antarctica Condition 1 weather
— Some tweets that made me smile:
It’s so sad that hundreds of my phone calls have been recorded, but not one has been used for training and quality purposes.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) December 20, 2013
The Target credit card breach is a sad reminder that there’s still people out there who think it’s clever to call it “TARJAY”
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) December 20, 2013
I’m destined for lateness.
— Jandalize (@Jandalize) December 4, 2013
Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank.
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) December 19, 2013
Whoa! I think I see a dolphin. – Keanu Perceives
— It’s Stephanie (@Snarfernini) December 18, 2013
Self checkout should include an employee discount.
— Lostradamus (@Los01001111) September 21, 2013
I don’t have Instagram so will try and explain. Today I had soup. Bowl, spoon – pretty much it. Good soup.
— Svenn Amish (@amishschool) November 30, 2012